Department of Fictional Men Affairs

FORM 3-AM · PRELIMINARY INVESTIGATION

APPROVED

YOUR SIMPING LICENSE HAS BEEN APPROVED.

CASE NO. CLEARANCE: ██████████

OFFICIAL DIAGNOSISTerminal Fictional-Man Syndrome.

SYMPTOMSKicking your feet, staying up until 3 AM, and defending men who need professional help.

RECOMMENDED TREATMENTDrink water, eat something, stretch your back, and remember that you deserve love, too.

CUREUnfortunately, none available.

CASE STATUSPermanently unserious.

ADDITIONAL NOTESSubject has been observed ████████████████ and says ██████████. (Tap the black bars to declassify.)

Just kidding. You can enjoy fictional men and still take good care of yourself. ♡

Type your name (or alias) to print it on the certificate

DEPARTMENT OF FICTIONAL MEN AFFAIRS

This certifies that

Esteemed Simp

is hereby recognized as an Officially Certified Enjoyer of Fictional Men, in good standing, valid forever, and not subject to appeal.

Solyna
Director of Affairs

Case

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